Oh wow, I didn't even know this comic came with one of these. Right, here it goes:



Okay, CafePress are crooks. If I upgrade, I can't downgrade EVER, and when my sub runs out they'll automatically take all the money I accumulated to pay for it, AND from my grandmother's credit card info I give them to pay. FUCK. THAT. SHIT.



Here's what I'm gonna do:

*A-hem*....HI! BILLY MAYS HERE! NOW! FOR A LIMITED TIME ONLY! Get Frobby on 18 different kinds of T-shirts in all sorts of colors for the lowest possible CafePress prices!



Why a limited time only? That's actually GOOD news! We'll offer the basic Frobby design for the next 2 weeks, but after that for those next 2 weeks we'll offer a NEW design, and so on! There are only 7 designs so far, so if you miss your chance, you can wait for it to roll around again soon, and in the meantime you might find something even BETTER!



And this is just the spring/summer attire! When fall & winter roll around again, we'll have an all new wardrobe set up, so Frobby can keep you almost as heated as his burning soul of hellfire & sin!...How awesome is THAT!?



Only the apparel is subject to change. The buttons, clock, mouse pad, undies, etc will be constants on the store. Speaking of buttons, if you can't afford a shirt, have Frobby on your backpack or any sort of bag for a measly 3.99. or on your fridge if you get the magnet for the same price!